Alvin: Who you calling an old geezer?
Sophia: What am I, Kreskin? How should I know what your name is?
Alvin: If you didn't have your eyes zapped with some ray gun, you could read it off my identification badge here.
Sophia: "Alvin Newcastle. Security guard."
Alvin: That's right.
Sophia: Why didn't you just buy the one that says, "Marshal, Dodge City."
Alvin: This happens to be a legitimate, officially authorized identification badge. Issued by the police department direct. And I happen to be a legitimate for real security guard.
Sophia: Well, you're doing a great job, Alvin Newcastle. Nobody stole the boardwalk since you've been sitting here. [laughs]
Alvin: Forget it. Just forget it. It's my fault for trying to be friendly. I'll go back to counting seagulls.