Quote from Sophia in A Piece of Cake
[flashback:] Dorothy: Pop, enough! Come out of the bedroom now! Salvadore: [o.s.] Not while she's there. She hit me. Dorothy: Ma! Sophia: With a piece of bread. Salvadore: [o.s.] Five days old! It was like a jack handle! Sophia: He deserved it after the way he wished me a happy 50th birthday. Dorothy: Ma, what are you talking about? You're 48. Sophia: That's what I thought. Until last night, during Your Show Of Shows, when he hands me some papers he found in the hall closet. He tells me they made a mistake on my birth certificate when I came into this country and I'm actually 50. Dorothy: So what's the difference? You're 50. Sophia: What's the difference? I gave that man the best years of my life and he just stole two more!