Rose: Blanche, now this is serious. If we can assist the police, I think we should. Their job is hard enough as it is. I should know. My father was a policeman.
Dorothy: I thought your father was a farmer.
Rose: On the weekdays. Saturday and Sunday, he and the other farmers became volunteer policemen. Of course, the only crime in St. Olaf was that more people didn't practice better oral hygiene. So most of the time they just sat around the jailhouse and took pictures of each other behind the bars in goofy poses.