Blanche: Are you sure this is really the best table in the house?
Jake: Did you get a splinter when you sat down?
Blanche: No.
Jake: Then this is the best table in the house.
Blanche: You're pulling my leg.
Jake: No, but I'd like to.
Blanche: Stop being naughty!
Jake: I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Blanche: Neither did I. Be naughty again!