Tony: Hey, hey, hey. What's going on here?
Sophia: Taking a shower, huh? I suppose this is your loofah sponge.
Tony: What are you talking about?
Sophia: You toyed with my emotions. You toyed with my affection. And worst of all, you toyed with my sister.
Tony: That's not true, Sophia. Angela's just my roommate. You're the only woman in my life. There can be no-one else but you, dear.
Sophia: Oh, Tony. Oh, Angela. Oh, boy, who is that woman?
Tony: Oh, this woman. Oh, she's my cleaning lady.
Sophia: What?
Woman: You told me I was "the only woman in your life".