Sophia: I'm not here to confess, Father, I did that a day and a half ago. At my age, how much can I sin? What, I had an impure thought? I'd kill to have an impure thought. That would be two sins. But now I'm telling you your business. Let me get to the real point of my visit. It's about you and my daughter. I know everything and, frankly, I'm not thrilled. Of course, if you wanna break your mother's heart and leave the priesthood, that's between you and the Vatican, but there are a few things you should know about Dorothy before you get carried away. Look, I know priests are men and they have urges. What is it, lust? It'll pass. I do without. You get used to it. Get cable TV. Alright. Listen, your silence is deafening. I didn't wanna whip this one out, but I have no choice. She's been divorced. You know the rulebook. We're talking eternity here.