Quote from Sophia in Bedtime Story
Sophia: Cool as a cucumber, thank God. Dorothy: Ma, you woke me up. Sophia: It's time to take your medicine anyway. Dorothy: I just took my medicine. Sophia: You took it after dinner and then you went to sleep. Now, read me how much medicine you're supposed to take. I don't remember. Dorothy: Two teaspoons every six hours. Sophia: That's wrong. Dorothy: Ma, it's written here in black and white. Sophia: So? The pharmacist made a mistake. He's not perfect. If the man really knew what he was doing, he'd be a doctor instead of just dressing like one.