Emily's Father: I'm Emily's father.
Blanche: How do I know that?
Dorothy: Well, I can see the family resemblance. Neither one of them can tell time. Where the hell have you been? You dropped this child off yesterday, you don't show up until today and you didn't call. I mean, this is not a dry-cleaners.
Emily's Father: I did call. Last night. I spoke to a woman who said she'd just won the Ironman Triathlon.
Sophia: I don't remember this guy calling.
Emily's Father: How could you not remember? I told you I couldn't pick up Emily because my wife just had triplets.
Sophia: Triplets? I thought you said your wife had gimlets. I figured if she wants to drink, it's her own business.