Sophia: Hey, I got a letter from Gina Marie Donatelli. Her cousin Joe is hanging the wallpaper in Tony Bennett's guest bathroom.
Dorothy: That's nice.
Sophia: He says celebrities stop by all the time. In one day, he saw Dean Martin, Liberace, Don Rickles and Mitzi Gaynor.
Dorothy: All of these people stopped by to use the bathroom in the same day?
Sophia: What am I, urologist to the stars? I'm just telling you what she told me.