Blanche: Well, this year, we just happen to have gotten a real actor. A star of incredible magnitude. Oh, Dorothy. The Miami Community Players are gonna have the extraordinary experience of working with none other than the incandescent Mr. Patrick Vaughn.
Dorothy: [breathless] Patrick Vaughn? Oh, my God. Oh, he is my all-time favorite TV actor. Oh, I cannot believe I am actually going to meet Patrick Vaughn. Oh, I've had a crush on him for years. He is the sexiest actor on TV.
Rose: I hate to admit it, but he melts my Haagen-Dazs.
Dorothy: Rose, you tramp.