Rose: Dorothy, we have great news.
Blanche: You are never going to guess who we have got to star in this year's production at the Community Theatre.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, please. You say that every year. And every year, we end up with Miami's answer to Meryl Streep. Phyllis Hammerow. She stinks.
Rose: Oh, I thought she was terrific last year in The Diary Of Anne Frank.
Dorothy: Oh, Rose. Please. During the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic. She's in the attic."