Quote from Sophia in The Actor
Dorothy: Look, Ma, you're 81. Now, working all day in a fast food place is too much for you. I absolutely forbid it.
Sophia: Really, warden? And what are you going to do, send me back to that crumby home?
Dorothy: Ma, Shady Pines happens to be a beautiful retirement village.
Sophia: Yeah, right. And Morley Safer just happened to wander in there by mistake.