Dorothy: Why are you wearing a raincoat? It's 80 degrees outside.
Sophia: I had a chill.
Dorothy: I have another question.Are you wearing a sabre under your coat?
Sophia: Yeah, I think it is. I'll see you later.
Dorothy: Ma, take off the coat. Ma, did you forget to take your blood pressure medicine again?
Sophia: I've got a job over at Captain Jack's Seafood Shanty.
Dorothy: Why?
Sophia: I need money.
Dorothy: I give you money.
Sophia: Big deal, you give me an allowance. Who do I look like, Dennis the Menace?