Sophia: So we're a family, we're a family stuck in a diner on Christmas Eve.
Dorothy: Yeah, but at least we're together.
Blanche: Boy, I know I'm feeling better. My craving for cheesecake has returned.
Rose: That man was so nice to us. I wish there was something we could do for him.
Dorothy: Maybe there is. Uh, excuse me?
Albert: Yes, ma'am?
Dorothy: How would you like to go home for a little while and spend Christmas Eve with your family?
Albert: Oh, I'd love to, but-
Dorothy: If you trust us, we'd be happy to watch the place while you're gone.
Albert: Can you cook?
Sophia: Are you black?
Albert: Look, I promise I'll be back in less than an hour. Thank you and merry Christmas.