Quote from Rose in Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
Rose: Mr. Thurber, I don't believe I quite understand your problem. Mr. Thurber: Well, then I guess I don't have a problem. Rose: Mr Thurber, this is a crisis center. I'm a trained counselor. Now, you don't have to be embarrassed about opening up to me. Whatever's bothering you, I know I can help you. Mr. Thurber: OK. In the past week, I've lost my job, my wife, my girlfriend, my house, my car and all my money. And then just today I've seriously gotten into playing with matches. Rose: I'm afraid you're going to have to have the professional services of Dr. Escobar. He'll be back from lunch soon. Why don't you have a seat.