Mr. Allen: Hello. And who do we have here?
Dorothy: This is my mother Sophia Petrillo. Ma, this is my boss Mr. Allen.
Mr. Allen: Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Petrillo. What brings you to our humble home?
Sophia: Is he gay?
Dorothy: Come on, honey, I'll walk you to the car.
Mr. Allen: Goodbye, Mrs. Petrillo. Sorry you didn't have an opportunity to experience our museum. I'd love for you to see my most prized acquisition, a magnificent pair of Gauguins.
Sophia: What are you, a pervert? I was married for forty-five years, I never even saw my husband's Gauguins!