Quote from Dorothy in Joust Between Friends
Dorothy: Ma, it's 8 o'clock in the morning, what are you doing with the sherry? Sophia: Don't worry. I'm not gonna drink it. I was just going to hide it from the dog. Dorothy: Ma, come on, you expect me to believe that? [After Dorothy sets the bottle of sherry down on the kitchen table, the dog runs up and hops on a seat right in front of it] Dorothy: Promise me you won't drive.