Blanche: Well, since we're being honest, Dorothy, I have a question for you. You're supposed to be my best friend. Best friends should be able to confide in one another. So I want to know why I overheard you on the telephone telling Anita Ruebaker that I had my tubes tied?
Dorothy: I said you bought a tube top. When did you have your tubes tied?
Blanche: I didn't. But if I had, it would have been about the same time you had your nose done.