Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Let's just hurry up and get this over with. Rose: Oh, Blanche, try to calm down. Blanche: Well, I can't help it. Funeral homes give me the willies. That's why I've always avoided them. I've only been to two funerals in my entire life and I'm 45 years old. Dorothy: You're such a liar. Blanche: Alright, then, three funerals.