Dorothy: This has to be the biggest disappointment of my life.
Rose: Yes. And I've known some real disappointment, believe me.
Dorothy: Rose, you're not gonna tell us that story about the exploding pig again, are you?
Rose: I never told you a story about an exploding pig, Dorothy. It was a peg-legged pig. Our possum was the one that exploded.
Dorothy: Forgive me, Rose. There have been so many possum explosions lately, it's hard to keep track.