Dorothy: Oh, Rose. Rose, honey. Are you all right?
Rose: I was booked. Fingerprints, mug shots. I'm a known criminal. I'll never be able to go back to my home town again.
Blanche: Oh, honey, nobody back home's ever gonna find out this.
Rose: Oh, yes, they will. The St Olaf Courier Dispatch is known for its investigative reporting.
Dorothy: You're right. That series they did on oat fungus was an uncompromising piece of journalism.