Rose: Oh, come on, girls. Now, let's put on a happy face. We'll get better much faster. My cousin Dennis was the perfect example of that. When he was 16 years old, he caught his sideburns in the hay baler. And then-
Dorothy & Blanche: Shut up, Rose.
Rose: Well, excuse me. I didn't realize it was Gang Up On Rose Day.
Blanche: I have been cooped up listening to your stupid stories for three days now. You're just lucky it isn't String Rose Up From a Tree Day.