Dorothy: I am exhausted! I went to at least a dozen ticket brokers today. They all told me the only way I'm gonna get tickets is to go to a scalper.
Rose: Oh, you can't buy from a scalper. That's a crime.
Dorothy: Well, so is eating grapes at the supermarket, but you do that all the time.
Rose: I have to test them.
Dorothy: Rose, one is testing, 14 is brunch.
Rose: Good lord, I'm a criminal.