Nurse: Here we are.
Dorothy: How come I get the chair with the wobbly wheels?
Nurse: Oh, looks like you have a new roommate.
Bonnie: Hi, I'm Bonnie.
Dorothy: Dorothy. Glad to meet you. Now look, are my tests finished? I am tired of being probed, poked, and prodded. More men have seen my behind in one day than in my entire life!
Nurse: They'll be in to prep you for surgery in about an hour. Until then, just relax.
Dorothy: There aren't enough drugs in the entire building!