Quote from Dorothy in The Operation
Dorothy: It's a very small tumor, Ma. I've had it for about 20 years. Sophia: A tumor? It sounds serious. Dorothy: No, no, no! It's a very simple surgical procedure. As a matter of fact, I'd only be in the hospital overnight. Sophia: That's it? Dorothy: That's it. Rose: Oh, what a relief. Blanche: So when are you gonna have the surgery? Dorothy: Never. Blanche: Honey, you just now said yourself it's a very simple procedure. Dorothy: Oh, it is, for the doctor. But it happens to be my foot that he wants to cut open.