Dorothy: Oh, Rose. What are you talking about? Is this about Kirsten?
Rose: Oh, Kirsten wouldn't lie. I raised her better than that. Except for a little white lie, but that doesn't really count.
Sophia: Oh, yes, it does! A lie is a lie, which is a sin, which sends you straight to hell! Who told a lie?
Blanche: Oh, who hasn't?
Sophia: Me. I never lie.
Dorothy: Ma, how much did you lose at the dog track last week?
Sophia: None of your business, and that's the truth.