Blanche: Oh, boy, I'd love to put some surprises in my will. Like leaving a small remembrance to each of the men who has brought some special joy or pleasure to my life.
Dorothy: And where would they read that will, Blanche? The Astrodome?
Blanche: Or maybe I'll just do something like, "To my sister Virginia, I hereby bequeath my diamond brooch, my collection of Wedgwood china, and all my stock in AT&T."
Dorothy: You have stock in AT&T?
Blanche: I don't have any of those things, but for one brief moment, Virginia would think she'd hit the jackpot.