Quote from Dorothy in In a Bed of Rose's
Blanche: All right, try this dressing and tell me what you think. It's called Creamy Zesty Italian, only has one calorie. Dorothy: Mmm. If you ran it under the faucet, it would have more flavor. Blanche: Shoot. Dorothy: Honey, beware of anyone who says, "no calories," "absolutely no charge," and, "let's just lie down on the bed and watch television."