Blanche: Well, I am devastated! Just devastated! Devastated!
Dorothy: Oh, knock it off!
Blanche: You are not gonna believe what happened! Those Nielsen twins are back together.
Rose: What?!
Blanche: Lars Lindquist, the man they were fighting over, he's dead. Found slumped over a desk at his Volvo dealership. When the girls found out about it, they decided to forgive each other. Now they're back together in the tournament!