Quote from Blanche in On Golden Girls
Blanche: [on the phone] Hello, baby, it's Mama! Well, I'm fine, honey, I'm just fine. I'm calling you about David. No, he's fine. Matter of fact, he's so happy here, Janet, that I've decided to keep him and raise him myself. You heard me. He says that you and Michael spend so much time arguing, that you don't have time for him. Don't you take that tone with me, missy. Yes, I realize you're his mother... No, I don't suppose I can stop you if you insist on coming and getting him. But you let me tell you this. If you and Michael don't straighten up and give that boy the love and attention he deserves, I will kick your uppity butt till hell won't have it again! [hangs up] She'll call us right back. She has to wake up the Yankee.