Quote from Sophia in On Golden Girls
Dorothy: What's that smell? Sophia: I don't smell anything. Dorothy: Are you wearing something? Sophia: A little Ben Gay on my knees. A little Vicks on my chest. A little Deep Heat on my neck. Dorothy: What are you trying to do, pickle yourself so you'll live to be 100? Sophia: Fine, I'll wipe it off. Tomorrow, I'll be in a wheelchair.