Quote from Dorothy in On Golden Girls
Blanche: I am upset because while they're in Hawaii for two weeks, they're leaving my fourteen-year-old grandson with me. Rose: Oh, Blanche, that's wonderful news! Why, you shouldn't be upset. Dorothy: No, I should be upset. How am I supposed to study for my French final with a 14-year-old in the house? It's hard enough with an 80-year-old. Sophia: Are you referring to me? Dorothy: Of course not, Ma. I'm referring to Cary Grant. He's living in the broom closet.