Dorothy: And this is Sophia.
Dr. Clayton: What seems to be her problem?
Dorothy: Her blood pressure is up and she's a little pale and a little tired.
Dr. Clayton: Is she presently on any medication?
Dorothy: Yes, to control blood pressure.
Dr. Clayton: How long's she been on that medication?
Sophia: What am I, two years old? I don't know my own symptoms? I've lived in this body since I was born. If something goes wrong, I'm the first one to hear about it!
Dr. Clayton: I'm sorry, Sophia. What seems to be the problem?
Sophia: What am I, a doctor?