Blanche: Just sit down here, honey, and tell us all about your trip.
Rose: Oh, it was fabulous! The food was delicious. The weather was absolutely gorgeous. And the activities on board ship, well, the list goes on forever! Masquerade balls, hootenannies, tours of the engine room, fashion shows, Jazzercize, Las Vegas Night, Monte Carlo Night, Rio Night, Riviera Night-
Dorothy: Who cares, Rose! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not?
Sophia: Dorothy!
Rose: Some women don't kiss and tell.
Blanche: Oh, shoot, honey, that's half the fun. Most of the boys I dated in college were just for the stories.
Dorothy: You must have more stories than O. Henry!