Quote from Dorothy in Rose the Prude
Dorothy: Honey, lean over a mirror some time and take a look at yourself. Blanche: Where's a mirror? Sophia: There's one in the tool drawer. Dorothy: I think you'd better take a sedative before you look. Blanche: Don't be silly. I look at my face all the time. How different could it be leaning over? Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Dorothy, why didn't you tell me about this before? Dorothy: Only on your back, Blanche. That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a face lift. Blanche: Oh, you're right. I'm gorgeous. I'm gonna have to meet men lying down. Sophia: I thought you did. Dorothy: Of course that way, not only does your face fall back, but your chest does too. Unfortunately, it falls back and off to the side.