Sophia: I'm going next door to Frieda Goodson's. We're having a club meeting.
Blanche: I didn't know you were in a club.
Sophia: Yeah, a bunch of us get together and send our pictures in to Willard Scott with a note saying we're 100.
Dorothy: Ma, that's ridiculous!
Sophia: You got a better way to get on the Today show? [opening the door] Will you take it inside, Rose? This isn't the French Quarter!