Quote from Rose in Rose the Prude
Dorothy: Rose, why do you look so depressed? Rose: I'm tired of going out and not enjoying myself. All the men I meet act so old. Last week, I went out with this man that talked for two hours about his prostate problems. I lived in Minnesota for 51 years, I never even heard of a prostate. Dorothy: Honey, they don't have them there. It's too cold.