[fantasy:]
Rose: I guess you know how I died. In that hospital. The last thing I remember, I was talking to you and Sophia and- Hey, where is Sophia? Didn't she have her head frozen, too?
Dorothy: I guess not. Oh, poor Ma. Instead of being here with us, she's all alone in some dark, cold box six feet under.
Sophia: [entering] Sorry I'm late. Dorothy, chin up. Posture's important.
Dorothy: God, she's alive!
Sophia: By the way, Dorothy, I sold that video of you falling into the gorilla pit to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Dorothy: Ma, how could you?
Sophia: I won! Of course, it was a lot funnier when they added the sound effects. Boink, boink, boink, boink, doink!
Dorothy: Ma, how can you still be alive? You have to be 200 by now.
Sophia: No, I died a long time ago. I had my head frozen.
Blanche: Yeah, but how did you get a body so fast?
Sophia: You didn't tip the guy?
Rose: Well, at least that proves they can do it. How do you like your new body, Sophia?
Sophia: Love it. I've got the body of a 25-year-old. And I'm in luck. The in thing now is young bodies with old heads.