Quote from Rose in Melodrama
Rose: This is Rose Nylund. We're here chatting with my good friend Dorothy Zbornak. Welcome, Dorothy. Dorothy: Hello. It's a pleasure to be here. Rose: So, can you tell me what it- Oh. So tell me, Dorothy, what's it like being a substitute teacher? Dorothy: Rose, honey, excuse me, but I think you should take another tack. I'm not saying that my job is boring- Sophia: Say it, Dorothy. Say it. Dorothy: No, I just feel you should ask more probing questions. Rose: Okey-dokey. Let's see. Ah. Isn't it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever? Dorothy: [laughs] She- She's kidding. [laughs] Rose: Your sock drawer, Dorothy. You know, the- The one you-know-who can't reach? Sophia: I knew you were keeping pictures there, but I had no idea. You disgust me.