Dorothy: Jimmy, you're at a crossroads. The next step you take could be the most important one of your life. Now, look, you trust me. Jimmy, make that step. Come on. Come on. Come on. Please. Go.
[bells ringing, siren wailing]
Emcee: Congratulations! You're our one-millionth customer and winner of an all-expense paid trip to Mardi Gras!
Jimmy: [screaming]