Mr. Kane: Excuse me. Sister.
Nun: Yes.
Mr. Kane: These ladies and I found a wallet with money in it. But until the rightful owner shows up to claim it, we were wondering where we could put it so it'd be safe.
Nun: In a bank?
Sophia: But whose bank?
Nun: Well, couldn't you open up a joint account in all your names?
Mr. Kane: Um, I don't know. See, I really don't know these people.
Nun: Well, maybe you could both put up equal amounts of your own money to show mutual good faith and open up an account. And if the money isn't claimed, then you could withdraw it and split it. And if it is, at least you've made some interest.
Blanche: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Mr. Kane: I think it would work. I'd certainly be willing to put up $2,000 of my money if you two would put up $1,000 each. Thank you so much for your help, sister.
Nun: Go with God.