Quote from Sophia in 72 Hours
Dorothy: Ma, what were you doing in my bathroom for two hours? Sophia: The hokey-pokey. What do you think I was doing? Dorothy: Why were you using my bathroom? Sophia: There's something wrong with mine. Dorothy: What? Sophia: Rose used it. Dorothy: Ma, that is just ignorant paranoia. Sophia: Hey, I'm making progress. Yesterday I used the bathroom down at the Shell station. Dorothy: You know, it's attitudes like that that add to the panic about this. Now, what is wrong with you? Sophia: Hey, one little slip and you're all over my back. It won't happen again. Relax. Blanche: Why is there an R on some of our coffee cups? Sophia: Uh, R for "Regular." Blank ones are decaf. Dorothy: I don't believe you. Sophia: Look. I know intellectually there's no way I can catch it. But now that it's so close to home, it's scary. Blanche: Well, Sophia, I'm afraid you're just gonna have to get over that. Sophia: I'll try. I'll try. I'm usually not like this. [to Dorothy] I've been using your toothbrush for months.