Roger: Rose! I was just thinking about you.
Rose: Really?
Roger: Yeah, my hand was throbbing.
Rose: I brought you a vanskap kokker. It's a traditional St. Olaf friendship cake.
Roger: Rose, I don't want any gifts from you. I mean, I really don't wanna have anything to do with you. Let me ask you something. What is your idea of a friend?
Rose: Well, a friend is someone who likes you and respects you and is willing to do things for you.
Roger: So if I was your friend, you'd be willing to do things for me and respect my wishes?
Rose: Of course. I'd have to.
Roger: Well, I've asked you to leave me alone, and you haven't. What kind of friend is that?
Rose: Well, you said you weren't my friend.
Roger: Well, what if I say I am your friend?
Rose: Well, then I'd have to do it, you'd be my friend.
Roger: Then we're friends!
Rose: You mean it?
Roger: Forever. Just don't forget to leave me alone.
Rose: That's what friends are for.