Quote from Sophia in Foreign Exchange
Dorothy: How about a cup of tea, Ma? Hm? Sophia: Good idea, pussycat. Dorothy: Ma, you never thought I wasn't your daughter, did you? Sophia: Of course not. Dorothy: Because if you wanna check the results- Sophia: Oh, don't talk crazy. Go in and make the tea. I'll be right in. Dorothy: [returning] What have you got there? Sophia: Nothing. Dorothy: Ma, when you said you forgot your keys and you went back into the waiting room, you got the results of the test, didn't you? Sophia: What if I did? Dorothy: Let me see the lab results, Ma. Sophia: Mrs. Petrillo to you. Dorothy: Then I'm not your daughter. Sophia: Got you, Dorothy! It was just a shopping list. You have absolutely no sense of humor. Just like your uncle Vito. At least, I think he was your uncle Vito. Kidding. Just kidding.