[flashback:]
Blanche: There's no reason to be embarrassed. These are discreet professionals. This is a private matter. Whatever we buy is nobody's business but our own. [to the clerk] I'd like a package of these, please.
Dorothy: And, uh, I'll take these.
Rose: And I'll take these.
Blanche: Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Clerk: [over p.a.] Uh, Joe, I need a price check on some condoms. These three ladies here want a couple of boxes of the King George prophylactics.
Joe: [o.s.] The lambskins or the ultrasensitive?
Clerk: Two of 'em have the lambskins and the blonde has the ultrasensitive, in black.
Joe: The lambskins are $12.95 and the black's a dollar extra.
Dorothy: Look at all these people staring at us. Oh, this is humiliating.
Rose: I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
Blanche: [over p.a.] All right, just what in hell are all of you staring at? Haven't you ever seen three vibrant, healthy, sexually active women before? Now, we are embarking on a little weekend cruise with some longtime gentlemen friends, and if we decide to be intimate, then we'll be prepared. We're not embarrassed, we're not uncomfortable, we are not humiliated. We're gonna walk outta here today with our heads held high, secure in the knowledge that what we have done is morally and socially responsible. Isn't that right, girls?
Dorothy: I have no idea who this woman is. I bought these for my brother.