Blanche: Come here, Eddie. Sit down here. Listen, what Dorothy is trying to tell you... What's that cologne you're wearing?
Eddie: I'm not wearing cologne.
Blanche: But that's impossible. It smells kind of like a mixture of Old Spice and musk and...
Eddie: And a porterhouse steak?
Blanche: Yes.
Eddie: That's me. The smell really gets intense when I sweat.
Blanche: Really? Well, I'd be curious to find out just how...
Rose: Blanche! Blanche! Now, look here, Eddie. Now, you listen to me. Dorothy has decided she wants nothing more to do with you. I can't understand why because I think you have about the cutest ears I've ever seen on a man in my entire life. They make you kind of look like Bambi. Marry me, Eddie.
Eddie: Ladies, ladies, please! This always happens. I'm cursed. Ever since I was a little kid, I've been absolutely irresistible to women. I know I'm a little plain to look at...
Blanche: No, you're not plain at all.
Rose: Oh, you're adorable.
Dorothy: Cute as a button.