Quote from Sophia in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Sophia: Relax, Dorothy. I probably left it at Sonny's place. Dorothy: Of course you did, right next to his body. Sophia: How did you know? Dorothy: Ma! It's all over the front page of today's paper. Sophia: Oh. That's not Sonny. That's a dead guy. Blanche: Of course he is, if you carried out that vendetta. Sophia: What are you talking about? This was an '80s vendetta. It was all symbolic. You find the guy, drop a fish on his doorstep, boom, you wash your hands of the whole thing. Dorothy: Ma, wait a minute. If that's all you did, how come your purse is still over there? Sophia: Oh, well, maybe I did leave one thing out. While I was giving Sonny the evil eye, I noticed he was kinda cute. So, I decided to work in a little kiss of death too. Well, that livened him up, and we spent a very pleasant afternoon. Blanche: Oh! Dorothy: Ma, you are incredible. Sophia: Those were Sonny's words exactly.