Quote from Sophia in The Auction
Sid LaBass: I'd give anything to own a painting like that. Blanche: How about that painting for a new roof? Sid LaBass: You're kidding. Sophia: Of course she's kidding. That painting means everything to me. I could never part with it. Rose: Sophia! Are you crazy? Sophia: Crazy about DeKimmel. Sid LaBass: Ma'am, would you be insulted if I made you an offer for that painting? Sophia: Please! I'm insulted by that shirt you're wearing. That doesn't mean we can't do business. Talk to me, Sidney. Sid LaBass: Well, what about a new roof with a five-year warranty? Sophia: And $2500. Sid LaBass: In cash? Sophia: No, in pistachio nuts. Of course. Cash, today. Tomorrow the price goes up. DeKimmel isn't getting any younger. Sid LaBass: Well, $2500 seems a little steep. Sophia: $3,000. You ticked me off. [exits] Dorothy: Now you're watching a real artist at work.