Quote from Blanche in Golden Moments
Dorothy: I can't believe that Ma's really gonna go. I spent two hours trying to talk her out of it. She still insists she's leaving. I don't know what to do.
Blanche: Let me get the cheesecake, and we'll talk. [gasps] Oh, my God.
Dorothy: Blanche, what's wrong?
Blanche: Here we are in the middle of a crisis, and there's no cheesecake.
Dorothy: Didn't we buy one yesterday?
Blanche: Yes, but I found two gray hairs.
Dorothy: Blanche, you're over 50. Finding two gray hairs is no reason to eat a whole cheesecake.
Blanche: I found the two gray hairs in the cheesecake, so I threw it out.
Rose: Hi, girls. I figured this might happen, so I bought a cheesecake.
Dorothy: Oh, Rose, that's great.
Rose: What's really great is they fired that gray-haired baker who refused to wear a net.