Dorothy: What the hell is this?
Stan: Oh, uh, that- It's a business loss. I made a bad investment.
Dorothy: What investment? You never told me you were investing our money.
Stan: Well, I actually wasn't planning to, but I knew this was a money maker the minute I laid eyes on it. I'm talking tie bibs, babe.
Dorothy: Tie bibs.
Stan: Yeah. Little bibs that fit over your necktie. You go out to lunch, you don't worry about staining your tie. It's a perfect gift, a great idea. And the best part was, no one else had ever thought of it. To this day, I don't know why I couldn't sell them.
Dorothy: Did you ever hear of napkins, Stanley?!